June 2012
xvxavier:
If you’re a “nice guy” to a girl up until you realize she doesn’t want to date you, then go on about how she’s a cold shrew that friendzoned you and how no girls date nice guys, like, nah mate, girls do date nice guys. You just aren’t a nice guy. You’re a passive aggressive beta with internalized misogyny and a serious victim complex.
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for all you people wanting me to admit to feels.
Where my head has been lately.[[MORE]] I need to write because right now, my head is full of things. I need to empty it, and if I don’t do something to occupy my mind, I’ll worry myself into a hernia about my roommate. Let’s start with that, she may have a kidney infection or kidney failure or something in-between. I had to drop her at the hospital. I haven’t been to a hospital since I left USA in...
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Stupid Cute →
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incendio:
what if you bloodbent someone
so all the blood rushed to their dick and they got this raging boner
jennielawrence:
i would rather find an alligator in my shower than a spider
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yamesmaslow:
if I ever like one of your personal posts and don’t say anything take it as me giving you a hug because I really suck at making people feel better
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“The appropriation of BDSM imagery is problematic because while community members...”
– Stacey May Fowles, The Fantasy of Acceptable “Non-Consent”: Why the Female Sexual Submissive Scares Us (and Why She Shouldn’t)
Oh. Yes. This is perfect.
(via absinthe-cocktail)
I have tried to tell this to people about 50 Shades of Gray.
(via deviantfemme)
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My co-RA just offered me half a pizza to come...
reslifelamentations:
Food and human contact are two things summer RAs have in short supply.
I feel like a cheap whore.
But I don’t hate it…
Anonymous asked: sweetie, stop cutting, you're better than this. you're stronger than this.
Watchgodofmischiefandbeards:
lustpridegreed:
grandfatherparadox:
nerdnawesome:
Fifty Shades of Grey narrated by Gilbert Gottfried
I am serious about reblogging this every time I see it.
OH MY FUCKING GOD.
ROFL
