Being the first one to wake up at a sleepover.
I usually start quietly cleaning…haha
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I work a 12-4 am Front desk shift…
and have for about 3 weeks now…I don’t understand why almost every time, my replacement, who has been an RA for a year, is a CA for the summer and got rehired in the fall is ALWAYS late. the first weekend, it’s cool. The second, third and 4th? Not cool.
“Steve, do you have any idea how much money I make?”
I flush, of course not. “Why should I? I don’t need to know the bottom line of your bank account, Tony.”
His eyes soften. “I know. That’s one of the things I love about you.”
I gaze at him, shocked. Love about me?
“Steve, I earn roughly one hundred thousand dollars an hour.”AN EROTIC LOVE STORY

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I need to start learning rope work - this is beautiful
seriously… Someone tie me up. And take pictures.
^ yep
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Sounds like JustSaySomethingClever....
- me: that six-year-old is going to be hot when he's older
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